1 00:00:30,506 --> 00:00:33,305 If this invention of yours proves itself, Monsieur Merlin... 2 00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:37,038 our technicians will be using it for something much more than a magic act. 3 00:00:37,213 --> 00:00:38,613 Yes, that may be. 4 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,341 But still, my audiences will miss it. 5 00:00:40,516 --> 00:00:45,113 And now, Monsieur Kuryakin, if you will stand here and think of a secret. 6 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:50,727 Some little secret which, perhaps, only you know. 7 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,694 Aha. Mademoiselle, it's about time. 8 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:03,364 Pardon, monsieur. This is the substitute assistant. 9 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:06,008 My regular one, she's run off somewhere. 10 00:01:06,175 --> 00:01:07,541 I don't know where. 11 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:11,203 You can memorize the routine, eh? 12 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,542 I think so, Mr. Merlin. 13 00:01:13,716 --> 00:01:16,515 I just, well... Uh... 14 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,949 They didn't tell me that... 15 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,650 Well, I mean, the costume... Uh... 16 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:28,230 You see, I'm not too acquainted with show business really. 17 00:01:28,397 --> 00:01:29,397 That's enough. 18 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:32,125 Tonight, you're going to work with a great magician. 19 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,031 Tomorrow, you can be a tourist again. 20 00:01:34,203 --> 00:01:37,901 Now you go and you study and do what you must do. Huh? 21 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:43,046 Pardon, monsieur. Now to continue with the demonstration. 22 00:01:43,212 --> 00:01:47,013 You think of something very, very secret. 23 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:52,879 You think of a man. 24 00:01:53,589 --> 00:01:57,856 A Monsieur Solo, who is on vacation while you must work. 25 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:01,460 You think of a city. Kiev. 26 00:02:03,132 --> 00:02:05,533 - When you were a little boy... - That's enough. 27 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:10,473 It's quite convincing. Thank you. 28 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:14,042 Uh-huh. Yeah. 29 00:02:15,745 --> 00:02:19,705 Tonight, after tonight, the translator shall belong to U.N.C.L.E... 30 00:02:19,882 --> 00:02:23,410 and we'll purchase a little champagne to seal the bargain, eh? 31 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:48,967 And now, for the last time on any stage... 32 00:02:49,145 --> 00:02:51,376 I despise gimmicks, gentlemen... 33 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,106 and I shall have little patience... 34 00:02:53,282 --> 00:02:56,343 with an imitation mentalist. 35 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:59,956 What is it called again, this device of his? 36 00:03:00,122 --> 00:03:05,254 Ladies and gentlemen, the Electronic Thought Translator. 37 00:03:09,165 --> 00:03:11,964 Well, finally. 38 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:20,068 The magic moment of truth has arrived. 39 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,905 Into whose mind will he delve? 40 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,646 Whose private thoughts... 41 00:03:25,815 --> 00:03:30,480 will the Magnificent Merlin now invade? 42 00:03:30,653 --> 00:03:36,217 Round and round she goes, and where she stops... 43 00:03:38,027 --> 00:03:40,121 You, sir. 44 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,195 Victor Marton. 45 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:45,366 Ah. 46 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:47,867 You are thinking, sir, right now... 47 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:56,612 Monsieur. You have such thoughts about me, monsieur? 48 00:03:58,681 --> 00:04:00,013 No. 49 00:04:00,182 --> 00:04:03,584 Mr. Kuryakin, that gentleman over there. 50 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:10,592 He is thinking he will steal my machine. 51 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:12,489 And then... 52 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:17,864 And then, monsieur, he will kill me. 53 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:19,897 Fantastic. 54 00:04:22,571 --> 00:04:24,563 You were right, gentlemen. 55 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:27,869 Thrush must have that device. 56 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,707 Farewell to subtlety, gentlemen. 57 00:04:32,214 --> 00:04:33,648 Allez. 58 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,250 Oops. 59 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,930 Come on. 60 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:10,445 Hey, wait a minute. Where am I going? 61 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:12,047 I didn't do anything. 62 00:06:12,214 --> 00:06:14,149 Innocence is not a bulletproof commodity. 63 00:06:14,316 --> 00:06:16,410 Let me go. 64 00:06:44,813 --> 00:06:46,907 Who are those men? What's happening? 65 00:07:00,029 --> 00:07:02,999 Close, Mr. Kuryakin. Very close. 66 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,099 Good to see you again, by the way. 67 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:14,974 Have your men cover each end of the street and then work in towards the center. 68 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:18,171 I'll be waiting in my automobile. 69 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:17,801 My instinctive dislike for that young man... 70 00:08:17,973 --> 00:08:22,138 is growing into a sincere and honest hatred. 71 00:08:22,311 --> 00:08:24,746 Obviously, his companion has the device. 72 00:08:24,913 --> 00:08:29,317 And just as obviously, he will take it to U.N.C.L.E.'s laboratory in New York. 73 00:08:29,485 --> 00:08:31,647 Place me on the fastest jet. 74 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,847 And alert our operatives in New York. 75 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:44,022 Hello? Mama? 76 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:46,498 This is Mimi. 77 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:48,666 Hey... 78 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:52,103 Hey, Mama, I think I'm gonna come home. 79 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:57,178 No, I didn't get married, Mama. 80 00:08:57,346 --> 00:09:00,316 I just wanna come home. 81 00:09:03,619 --> 00:09:07,488 I changed my mind about Europe, Mama. 82 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:17,324 Personally, I'm certain Cantrell got the translator away from Thrush. 83 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:20,066 - He was up on the roof while I was... - Uh... 84 00:09:20,235 --> 00:09:23,501 The magician's assistant. The young lady. 85 00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:27,973 An American girl working her way around Europe, apparently seeing the sights. 86 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:30,202 Follow-up reported that she took a sedative, 87 00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:31,978 called her mother here in New York... 88 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:34,467 and then bought a plane ticket for the first plane home. 89 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:41,584 Emergency Blue, this is 41. Direct to Number One, Section One, please. 90 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:45,990 Mr. Cantrell, where are you? Have you still got the Electronic Translator? 91 00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:47,424 Still got it, sir. 92 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:50,225 On a commercial airliner over the Atlantic somewhere. 93 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,027 - Illya get back okay? - Yes. 94 00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:56,400 But we're still anxiously awaiting Merlin's invention and yourself. 95 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,473 - Where will you be landing? - Canada. 96 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,668 Figured the New York airports might be crawling with little Thrush creatures. 97 00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:07,249 Good man. When you get there, charter a plane into New York. 98 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:10,614 We'll try and keep those nasties off your back if we can. 99 00:10:10,786 --> 00:10:13,551 Right, sir. I'll check in from Canada. Out. 100 00:10:16,258 --> 00:10:20,389 If I know Victor Marton, and I do... 101 00:10:20,562 --> 00:10:23,691 he'll be here in New York to get at Cantrell... 102 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:27,667 long before Cantrell has an opportunity to deliver that device to us. 103 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,305 The young lady. 104 00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:32,532 She took the first plane home, you say? 105 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,971 Yes. 106 00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:37,135 Verify the time of her arrival in New York. 107 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:39,747 May I ask why, sir? 108 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,816 Well, certainly, she knows nothing about... 109 00:10:41,984 --> 00:10:44,146 Well, we must keep Thrush away from Cantrell. 110 00:10:44,319 --> 00:10:46,811 If one of our men were to meet that girl's plane... 111 00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:50,448 Thrush might believe it was she who was bringing in the translator... 112 00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:52,618 and stop looking for Cantrell. 113 00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:56,860 Well, Mr. Kuryakin? 114 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,160 Whoever does meet that plane will have to be... 115 00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:01,701 somebody Marton knows is an U.N.C.L.E. agent. 116 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,771 Me, for instance. 117 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:06,272 No. Mr. Solo, I think. 118 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:09,271 Victor Marton will have good reason to recall his face... 119 00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,640 after their encounter in Hong Kong last year. 120 00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:14,282 But Napoleon knows nothing about this affair. 121 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,908 - As a matter of fact, he's on vacation. - Exactly. 122 00:11:18,186 --> 00:11:21,645 If he doesn't know what he's doing, he won't have anything to talk about... 123 00:11:21,823 --> 00:11:24,987 in the event of his being waylaid by our Thrush friends. 124 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,894 Besides, it won't hurt Mr. Solo to be ignorant once in his life. 125 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,193 Good for the humility. 126 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:51,578 Morning. 127 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,097 What's the matter? Didn't we pay our rent? 128 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,900 Hey, perhaps you'll tell me: What is it you want? 129 00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:15,943 What I want is to get into my office. 130 00:12:25,887 --> 00:12:29,517 - Trouble? - If you wanna audition for Hollywood... 131 00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,489 you're in the wrong place. 132 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:36,223 That's dressing room, this is a pressing machine. 133 00:12:36,398 --> 00:12:37,661 Oh, I... 134 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,529 I beg your pardon. 135 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:44,196 Actually, I was just chasing around after my pet leprechaun. 136 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,477 No offense. 137 00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,275 Hey. 138 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:57,944 Don't slam the door. 139 00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:33,821 Illya. 140 00:13:33,989 --> 00:13:36,424 Merlin, your code number is seven. 141 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:37,889 - My what is who? - Shh. 142 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,656 Hey, you. You call for a cab? 143 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,390 Oh, how do I know? I probably did. 144 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,365 Must've been me. This one's too cheap. 145 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:51,735 Merlin, Code Seven? Thank you. 146 00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:55,776 - Do I know where I wanna go? - To the airport, naturally. 147 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:04,148 How many times do I have to tell you? To the airport, and hurry. 148 00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:09,522 Well, he's off and running. 149 00:14:09,691 --> 00:14:12,889 My dear, your nose is shiny again. 150 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,535 Right about there. 151 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,446 ILLYA: That's got it. 152 00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:36,517 You're reasonably pretty again. 153 00:14:42,057 --> 00:14:43,753 Well? 154 00:14:44,359 --> 00:14:46,419 I see. 155 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:50,424 And you heard the word Merlin? 156 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,797 Then the man in the taxicab's our man. 157 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:58,533 We'll be at the airport as soon as Mr. Marton joins us. 158 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:00,107 Uh-huh. 159 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,241 You sure I didn't catch this cold from you? 160 00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:10,146 I only wish you had, Miss Belmont. 161 00:15:11,219 --> 00:15:13,154 For heaven's sake. 162 00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:20,620 Thrush is only giving out one promotion in the western area this year... 163 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,731 and I want it. 164 00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:25,891 A woman has a hard enough time carving out a place for herself... 165 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,626 in this business world. 166 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:31,467 And I don't need that continental masterpiece Victor Marton... 167 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,439 coming over here to steal my thunder. 168 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,011 What? 169 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:46,145 How pleasant, Miss Belmont, to hear your dulcet tones again. 170 00:15:57,632 --> 00:16:01,797 Hey, fella. Where do you think you're going without paying me? 171 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,804 That's 3.50 you owe for that haul from downtown. 172 00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,908 My, my. Is it really? 173 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:09,943 I'll tell you, I'd like you to piddle on back to my U.N.C.L.E. 174 00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:12,637 Tell him if he wants me to pay my own transportation... 175 00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:17,912 For a very bumpy ride, I might add. - -he better raise my salary a little. 176 00:16:18,086 --> 00:16:20,055 Now get thee going, varlet. 177 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,942 Announcing the arrival... 178 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:26,460 of Flight 26 from Paris, Gate 8. 179 00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:31,123 Flight 26 from Paris now arriving, Gate 8. 180 00:16:31,299 --> 00:16:33,791 The passenger list, Miss Belmont. 181 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,438 Whose name are you expecting to find, my dear? 182 00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:45,547 This one, perhaps. Mimi Doolittle. 183 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,513 She was Merlin's last assistant, wasn't she? 184 00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:50,174 Mmm. But only for one night, my dear. 185 00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,911 Surely, U.N.C.L.E. is not making use of... 186 00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:54,050 Come now, Marton. 187 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,420 Such idealism scarcely becomes a man of your years. 188 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,733 Will Mimi Doolittle's Uncle Seven please collect her luggage... 189 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,275 from the baggage counter? 190 00:17:16,678 --> 00:17:20,080 Will Mimi Doolittle's Uncle Seven please pick up her luggage... 191 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,773 from the baggage counter? 192 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,687 Will Mimi Doolittle's Uncle Seven please pick up her luggage... 193 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:28,085 from the baggage counter? 194 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,816 Uncle. 195 00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:35,623 Seven. Code Seven? 196 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,825 Well, alrighty. 197 00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:51,445 - Where can I contact the local police? - One minute, huh? 198 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,275 Mama. WOMAN: Excuse me. 199 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,179 Mimi. Oh-ho-ho. 200 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:59,549 Darling, you look wonderful. 201 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,555 Did you meet anybody? Did you meet a fella, huh? 202 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:05,319 No. I don't know what makes you think that, Mama. 203 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:08,827 I went to see Europe, not to catch a husband. 204 00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:14,896 Announcing the arrival of Red Carpet Flight 9 from Rome... 205 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,902 Gate 12. 206 00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:20,406 Red Carpet Flight 9 from Rome... 207 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,511 now arriving at Gate 12. 208 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:50,201 Oops. 209 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,580 That's the guy right there. 210 00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:06,415 I told him 3.50, he gives me a smile and disappears. 211 00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:09,524 You riding this man's cab without paying? 212 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,389 Well, I told him it was a very bumpy ride. 213 00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:17,020 Well, I don't wanna make any trouble. If you cough up with the 3.50, it's... 214 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,360 My luggage. 215 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:23,034 Oh. Thank you so much. 216 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,300 How could you do that? I mean, why don't you go steal things from some rich old man? 217 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:30,536 Wait a minute, miss. This man swung with your suitcases? 218 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,908 Give me those, you... 219 00:19:33,314 --> 00:19:34,873 Right off the luggage rack. 220 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,248 Well, that does it. Out with you, Raffles. 221 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,355 You can follow us to the station, miss... 222 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:44,357 and identify your property when you file charges. 223 00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:56,293 Have our little plans gone askew, Miss Belmont? 224 00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:59,868 Those suitcases must not get to the police station. 225 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:01,839 Yes, ma'am. 226 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,209 Gentlemen, if you'll just let me show you my identi... 227 00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:11,820 Just take it a little easy on the suit, huh, boys? 228 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,956 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 229 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:22,962 You see, I am Napoleon Solo. I work for the U.N.C... 230 00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:24,531 Yeah... 231 00:20:24,699 --> 00:20:28,568 You can just turn that little knob there to channel D. 232 00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:31,604 Let me complete a sentence. I think we'll clear this thing up. 233 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,505 Local weather at the airport, Sunny, 68 degrees. 234 00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,143 Try channel F, huh? 235 00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:39,313 Come on! Come on! 236 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,283 Napoleon, Waterloo is upon you. 237 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,554 - Move. - Ahem. 238 00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:06,168 Oh, no. Not that one, my dear. 239 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:19,581 We've arranged a sort of police escort for poor Napoleon. 240 00:21:19,754 --> 00:21:23,782 Good. I just had contact with Cantrell. 241 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:26,587 He's chartering a private plane. 242 00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:31,062 His ETA from Canada is 9:00. Wadsworth Field, New Jersey. 243 00:21:31,232 --> 00:21:33,326 Nine o'clock, Wadsworth Field, New Jersey. 244 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:37,199 If Thrush does manage to get to Napoleon and finds out that he's just a decoy... 245 00:21:37,372 --> 00:21:39,773 they're going to make a shish kebab out of him. 246 00:21:39,941 --> 00:21:42,934 I think I'd better tag along behind... - Negative. 247 00:21:43,111 --> 00:21:45,842 If that happens, Thrush may turn on the girl. 248 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:50,577 It's your job to keep an eye on her, not Solo. 249 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:55,021 I'm sorry. Solo will have to fend for himself. 250 00:22:17,178 --> 00:22:20,239 Would you look at that now? 251 00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:22,816 I'll keep an eye on this one, Bernie. 252 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:27,515 All right, all right. Break it up now. Break it up. 253 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,097 Well? 254 00:23:13,201 --> 00:23:14,464 Where is it? 255 00:23:14,636 --> 00:23:16,901 The girl brought it in. We know she did. 256 00:23:17,071 --> 00:23:20,439 We saw Solo pick up her luggage. Where's he? 257 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,069 Ah! 258 00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:24,644 What horrible taste. 259 00:23:24,812 --> 00:23:26,747 He's over there. 260 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,749 He'll tell us. 261 00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:37,187 And if he won't, that disgracefully-dressed young girl will. 262 00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:41,125 - Go get her. - One moment, little papillon. 263 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:44,755 My dear, if your female intuition were not being put to shame... 264 00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,798 by your female stubbornness... 265 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:50,837 - you would deduce that Solo here... - Now see here, Marton... 266 00:23:51,005 --> 00:23:54,533 is but a decoy purposely dangled in our paths... 267 00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:57,838 and that the young lady has not the foggiest thing to do with it. 268 00:23:58,012 --> 00:24:00,607 - And... - Go and get her. 269 00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:09,817 Go, little man. Go. 270 00:24:15,063 --> 00:24:20,297 Will you deliver Mr. Solo here to the embalming room? 271 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:26,868 So, what did the police people say? How do they explain such a thing? 272 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:32,446 He said as soon as they find their police car, they'll probably find my luggage too. 273 00:24:34,449 --> 00:24:36,281 I don't know. 274 00:24:37,385 --> 00:24:39,581 Boy... 275 00:24:39,754 --> 00:24:42,724 Boy, that last night in Europe was really something. 276 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:47,089 All those men, and the guns, and the shooting and things. 277 00:24:47,261 --> 00:24:51,426 So, what about that young man? The dentist? 278 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:53,830 You've been home two hours already. 279 00:24:54,001 --> 00:24:58,268 You shouldn't call and wish him a hello after all these weeks? 280 00:24:58,439 --> 00:25:02,604 Mama, I think I'm gonna go to Tahiti next. 281 00:25:02,777 --> 00:25:05,144 I just have to save up for a few months... 282 00:25:06,581 --> 00:25:08,277 I'll get it. 283 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,416 Tahiti? 284 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:13,110 You just got home. 285 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:16,384 You'll stay home a little while, my gypsy. 286 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:21,461 And you call that nice young dentist and wish him a hello, huh? 287 00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:25,925 Yes? 288 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,874 Get out of here, quickly. 289 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,534 The Electronic Thought Translator. 290 00:26:02,703 --> 00:26:06,003 Where is the Electronic Thought Translator? 291 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:07,506 I told you before... 292 00:26:07,675 --> 00:26:09,371 I never heard of this thingamajig... 293 00:26:09,544 --> 00:26:12,036 and I never wanna hear of it. 294 00:26:12,213 --> 00:26:16,150 And I don't like you very much, and I wish you'd go away... 295 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:20,345 because you're boring to me. 296 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,351 Hmm. 297 00:26:28,563 --> 00:26:31,863 Well, it does seem that if Mr. Solo knew anything... 298 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:36,368 that the drug would've helped him to remember it by now. 299 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:42,266 They'll be here with the girl any minute, and the other U.N.C.L.E. agent they nailed. 300 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,109 I'll get something out of one of them. 301 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:49,580 Nobody's going to foul up my operation, Marton. 302 00:26:50,852 --> 00:26:55,290 Miss Belmont, I have been patient. 303 00:26:55,456 --> 00:26:58,654 I have withstood your inflammatory rudeness. 304 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,022 I have pointedly ignored your... 305 00:27:01,195 --> 00:27:05,064 whatever it is that frustrated women become. 306 00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:09,364 But I must now say that if you expect to achieve the Thrush promotion... 307 00:27:09,537 --> 00:27:11,938 by sticking those silly needles into... 308 00:27:12,106 --> 00:27:13,904 Expect it? 309 00:27:14,075 --> 00:27:18,513 - Why, you pompous facelifted boulevardier! - Now, Madam... 310 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,808 I am earning this promotion. 311 00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:25,750 You came flapping across the ocean with your longevity... 312 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,186 and your masculine superiority, and I don't like it. 313 00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,827 I've worked too hard. 314 00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:46,100 And you soon may be working equally as hard, lovely lady... 315 00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:52,510 over a hot stove in the kitchen of some lonely Thrush outpost... 316 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:57,141 making chicken soup for our sick and wounded. 317 00:28:16,637 --> 00:28:20,733 Victor Marton to see Alexander Waverly, please. 318 00:28:25,012 --> 00:28:27,208 Oh, come now, my friend. Do you announce me... 319 00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:32,615 or do I march in there and pull that silly little knob? Hmm? 320 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,218 Hmm. 321 00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:51,928 I am not the Trojan Horse, gentlemen. I assure you. 322 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,108 - Alexander. - Victor. 323 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:59,008 - Quite a while. - And too long. 324 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:03,345 Too long without an Alexander Waverly to test my mettle against. 325 00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:05,782 Well, I would say that any top Thrush official... 326 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,856 who voluntarily saunters into these offices for an afternoon visit... 327 00:29:10,024 --> 00:29:12,425 is putting his mettle to quite a drastic test indeed. 328 00:29:12,593 --> 00:29:16,462 Uh-huh. Then I am not to be searched and poked... 329 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:18,497 for diabolical weapons? 330 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,692 You're already been searched, Victor. 331 00:29:20,868 --> 00:29:24,464 Seven different types of photographs and a spectrogram the moment you entered. 332 00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:29,339 Cigarette lighter, pocket change, one fountain pen. All normal. 333 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:32,674 - There. You see, Alexander? I came... - Except... 334 00:29:34,782 --> 00:29:37,547 Your handkerchief, Mr. Marton. 335 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:42,122 Oh. Lovely and thorough. 336 00:29:42,289 --> 00:29:44,758 And very annoying. Ah! 337 00:29:44,925 --> 00:29:48,453 Careful, young man. It is lethal. 338 00:29:48,629 --> 00:29:50,655 Plastic explosive, Victor? 339 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:53,699 Good heavens. We stopped using that ages ago. 340 00:29:53,868 --> 00:29:55,860 Oh... Oh. 341 00:30:05,913 --> 00:30:06,972 Oh. 342 00:30:07,148 --> 00:30:08,309 Now, I... 343 00:30:08,482 --> 00:30:11,850 I presume you came to chat about the... 344 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,129 You first, Mr. Kuryakin. 345 00:30:22,296 --> 00:30:25,789 To give the lady a preview of her performance. 346 00:30:25,966 --> 00:30:27,696 What do you mean by that? 347 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,133 Please, I don't know anything about anything. 348 00:30:30,304 --> 00:30:32,535 Penathol Plus. 349 00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:38,374 Any programming of your mind will be of no value whatsoever in about... 350 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:41,414 In about 45 seconds. Hmm. 351 00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:54,459 He's the thief that stole my luggage. 352 00:30:54,628 --> 00:30:57,154 And he's the one that shot at everybody in Europe. 353 00:30:57,331 --> 00:30:59,800 But I didn't do anything. 354 00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,436 I'm not horrible like them. 355 00:31:02,603 --> 00:31:06,563 You're horrible to me, child. And you're next. 356 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,109 Next? Next for what? 357 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:16,074 Merlin. Code Seven. You're marvelous. 358 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,913 Well, how was I to know you'd be so miserable at your job? 359 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,021 As a matter of fact... 360 00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:22,679 As a... 361 00:31:23,324 --> 00:31:25,156 Napoleon, I do not feel well. 362 00:31:25,826 --> 00:31:28,762 - Fight it, boy. Fight it. - I will. 363 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:31,262 Absolute... Abso... 364 00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:33,600 Oh, brother. 365 00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:43,072 Name and U.N.C.L.E. designation? 366 00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:48,748 Kuryakin. 367 00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:52,947 Section Two, Number Two. Enforcement. 368 00:31:54,488 --> 00:31:56,855 The Electronic Thought Translator. 369 00:31:57,024 --> 00:31:58,720 Where is it? 370 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,794 Where is it? 371 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:04,593 Fight it, Illya. 372 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:07,729 Do something. 373 00:32:08,435 --> 00:32:09,698 Think of girls. 374 00:32:11,205 --> 00:32:12,468 Don't say anything. 375 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,541 Save your breath, handsome. 376 00:32:15,509 --> 00:32:19,002 You've still got a lot of gasping to do. 377 00:32:23,717 --> 00:32:29,020 Have you seen the Thought Translator work, Alexander? It's marvelous. 378 00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:32,888 If I told you that, you'd know whether or not it was already here, wouldn't you? 379 00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:35,996 One thing I do know, my friend, is that my Thrush compatriots... 380 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,998 are at this very moment, doing some extremely unpleasant things... 381 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:43,695 to one young innocent girl and two of your best agents. 382 00:32:43,871 --> 00:32:45,203 That's true, Alexander. 383 00:32:45,372 --> 00:32:48,365 Of course it is. You wouldn't have been traipsing in here... 384 00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:50,807 without the bargaining power to get you out again. 385 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,116 Innocent girl, you say? 386 00:32:56,283 --> 00:32:58,684 If that's so, why are you people bothering with her? 387 00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:00,879 Don't touch that, Victor. You'll blow us up. 388 00:33:01,055 --> 00:33:03,422 Oh, I'm so sorry, Alexander. 389 00:33:03,591 --> 00:33:06,789 But unfortunately, you see, my co-workers do not share my belief... 390 00:33:06,961 --> 00:33:11,899 that this fancy footwork of U.N.C.L.E. today is merely... 391 00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:17,562 a cloud cover to shield the arrival of the invention by another route. 392 00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:19,900 No, they believe that... 393 00:33:20,074 --> 00:33:24,034 Well, that the girl brought in the invention, and that Solo was her contact. 394 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,305 But I know you, Alexander. 395 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,008 Well, then you'll know that I bore easily, so shall we get on with it? 396 00:33:30,184 --> 00:33:31,812 All right. 397 00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:36,583 In return for your delivering me the Electronic Thought Translator... 398 00:33:36,757 --> 00:33:41,388 I will return back to you one innocent young lady... 399 00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:47,900 and two slightly-used U.N.C.L.E. agents. 400 00:33:52,373 --> 00:33:55,207 Would you be good enough to stop pressing my buttons, Victor? 401 00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:58,437 These men have other work to do. Go away. 402 00:33:58,979 --> 00:34:00,538 No, wait. 403 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:04,575 To deliver the translator into Thrush hands is asking me... 404 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,688 to open up a veritable Pandora's box, isn't it? 405 00:34:07,855 --> 00:34:11,690 You flatter me, Alexander, but that need not be a certainty, no. 406 00:34:11,859 --> 00:34:14,590 You can always try to take it back. 407 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:20,463 But if I do not return with an understanding between us... 408 00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:26,631 the deaths of those three young people will be a certainty, my friend. 409 00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:32,908 A chartered plane, you say. 410 00:34:33,914 --> 00:34:39,717 Where and at what time will Cantrell's plane land? 411 00:34:40,321 --> 00:34:45,487 Nine o'clock tonight. Wadsworth Field. 412 00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:47,560 Nine o'clock. 413 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:50,889 Aha. 414 00:34:51,098 --> 00:34:55,058 Johnson. Johnson. 415 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,801 No need worrying about Pollyanna here. 416 00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:04,742 Their agent Cantrell has charted a plane to arrive at Wadsworth Field... 417 00:35:04,912 --> 00:35:06,346 at 9:00 tonight. 418 00:35:06,513 --> 00:35:08,448 That gives us plenty of time. 419 00:35:08,615 --> 00:35:12,416 Wonderful. Then as soon as Mr. Marton gets here, we could all turn around and go... 420 00:35:12,586 --> 00:35:14,418 Mr. Marton? 421 00:35:14,588 --> 00:35:17,683 As soon as Marton gets here, keep him here. 422 00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:21,659 Thrush brotherhood notwithstanding, there's only one way... 423 00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:25,425 to avoid his lousing up my opportunity. 424 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,501 And what about our U.N.C.L.E. prisoners? 425 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:32,765 I'm taking a unit to detour that plane. 426 00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:36,141 As soon as you hear the translator is ours... 427 00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:38,802 you may give them a firsthand demonstration... 428 00:35:38,979 --> 00:35:42,609 of how a mortuary functions. 429 00:35:57,164 --> 00:36:00,760 All right, I can understand about you guys and your U.N.C.L.E. and everything. 430 00:36:00,934 --> 00:36:03,165 But why me? 431 00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:09,636 All I ever did was take a one-night job as a magician's assistant. 432 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,900 I was a trifle sad to learn that Miss Belmont 433 00:36:11,924 --> 00:36:13,804 had gone after the Thought Translator... 434 00:36:13,981 --> 00:36:16,644 by herself in my absence. 435 00:36:16,817 --> 00:36:20,549 If she does retrieve it, you see, I shall no longer need you nice young people... 436 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:24,055 alive for bargaining with Mr. Waverly. 437 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,558 Well, I'd say we're pretty much in the same boat, Mr. Marton. 438 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:31,722 If what I overheard is correct, your charming Miss Belmont... 439 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:34,994 may be successful in her own right and not need you. 440 00:36:35,169 --> 00:36:36,432 - Indeed? - Indeed. 441 00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:39,505 As a matter of fact, if you get your hands on the translator... 442 00:36:39,673 --> 00:36:42,165 I would suggest that you read Ms. Belmont's mind... 443 00:36:42,342 --> 00:36:45,574 and find out how she plans to remove you as her competition. 444 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:51,913 Your imaginative ramblings exceed the bounds of good taste, Mr. Solo. 445 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:10,294 Mimi, through no fault of yours, there are a group of people... 446 00:37:10,471 --> 00:37:12,963 that are rather intent on killing us. 447 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,735 Now, there's a young man outside. A guard. 448 00:37:15,909 --> 00:37:18,435 And I'd like you to get his attention. 449 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:22,708 I want you to smile at him and be very charming... 450 00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:25,182 and very helpless. 451 00:37:25,352 --> 00:37:27,116 Me? 452 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:33,517 - Me? - Yeah. 453 00:37:40,701 --> 00:37:42,795 Mr. Guard? 454 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:53,910 - Yeah? What do you want? - Uh, heh... 455 00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:57,517 My name is Mimi. 456 00:37:58,619 --> 00:38:01,384 Heh. What's your name? 457 00:38:02,523 --> 00:38:04,754 Are you kidding? 458 00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:15,396 I guess I'm just not the enticing type. 459 00:38:16,803 --> 00:38:18,567 You're a woman. 460 00:38:19,139 --> 00:38:20,903 Haven't you had your basic training? 461 00:38:22,609 --> 00:38:24,908 No, not me. No, I... 462 00:38:25,078 --> 00:38:27,070 I avoid... 463 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:30,883 I mean, well... 464 00:38:31,051 --> 00:38:35,421 I travel a lot instead. 465 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,259 Mimi, you've got to get that fellow's... 466 00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:41,918 Well, I don't know how! 467 00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:43,757 Shh! 468 00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:49,094 Don't you understand? 469 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,203 I just don't know how. 470 00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:03,844 Inexperience is not inability, young lady. 471 00:39:04,017 --> 00:39:08,182 And you can do anything that you believe you can do. 472 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:31,773 Uh, heh... 473 00:39:31,945 --> 00:39:33,345 My goodness. 474 00:39:33,513 --> 00:39:35,914 No. Forget your goodness. 475 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:41,920 Now, I want you to introduce that guard to the Mimi Doolittle I just met. 476 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:46,927 Go get them, tiger. 477 00:39:57,237 --> 00:39:58,364 Hmm. 478 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,851 Hey. 479 00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:13,686 Handsome. 480 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:30,995 Wadsworth Field, this is RJ 197 Delta. 481 00:40:34,374 --> 00:40:37,435 I'm about five miles north of pattern. 482 00:40:37,611 --> 00:40:41,810 Request landing instructions for U.N.C.L.E. priority. 483 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,527 - What's going on? - Nothing much. 484 00:40:55,696 --> 00:40:59,428 The airfield's closed for the next half-hour or so. That's all. 485 00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,198 Quite unusual, ain't it? 486 00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:08,706 If I ain't learned nothing else driving this big can... 487 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:12,004 I certainly learned to take my time. Ha-ha. 488 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:15,009 No problem. 489 00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:32,665 Okay, Wadsworth. On my downwind leg, turning for home. 490 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,392 Now. 491 00:41:42,409 --> 00:41:43,672 Hello, Wadsworth. 492 00:41:43,844 --> 00:41:45,836 Come in, Wadsworth. 493 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,677 Hello, Wadsworth. Come in, Wadsworth. 494 00:41:54,087 --> 00:41:55,350 Come in, Wadsworth. 495 00:41:55,922 --> 00:41:57,447 Hello, Wadsworth. 496 00:41:57,624 --> 00:42:02,358 RJ 197 Delta, we have an emergency. Do not attempt to land. 497 00:42:02,529 --> 00:42:05,363 Repeat, emergency conditions exist. 498 00:42:05,532 --> 00:42:07,398 Do not attempt to land. 499 00:42:11,037 --> 00:42:12,801 We will direct you further. 500 00:42:22,215 --> 00:42:23,945 Something's wrong. 501 00:42:24,117 --> 00:42:26,985 Tell our mobile unit to track that plane. 502 00:42:30,824 --> 00:42:32,816 You're a snippety little thing, aren't you? 503 00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:42,266 Get back where you belong. 504 00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:46,069 And stay awake too. 505 00:42:49,376 --> 00:42:54,041 Miss Belmont's on her way back. She got it. 506 00:42:57,851 --> 00:42:59,114 He called me snippety. 507 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:01,187 I should think so. Give me your stockings. 508 00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:03,789 - My what? - Give me your stockings. Quickly. 509 00:43:06,059 --> 00:43:07,425 What? 510 00:43:08,428 --> 00:43:09,726 Oh. 511 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,745 Another one just went in. 512 00:43:31,918 --> 00:43:34,410 That gal that was with Marton at the airport. 513 00:43:34,788 --> 00:43:37,724 She carried a suitcase with her. - I'm on the way. 514 00:43:38,692 --> 00:43:41,662 You called me incompetent, Marton. 515 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,160 Am I incompetent now? 516 00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,494 Mr. Marton, if you please. 517 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,728 And you have been inordinately lucky, my dear, I will say that. Hmm? 518 00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:53,772 Here, let me show you how it works. Hmm? 519 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:56,569 I've seen it demonstrated. 520 00:43:57,244 --> 00:44:01,909 We'll see how they feel at Thrush Central about my being merely lucky... 521 00:44:02,082 --> 00:44:05,951 in bringing in this little offering. 522 00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:10,079 I will be making my own report to Thrush Central, of course. 523 00:44:16,162 --> 00:44:17,630 Napoleon, stop it. 524 00:44:18,131 --> 00:44:19,394 No! 525 00:44:19,566 --> 00:44:22,502 - Help! - What's the matter with you? 526 00:44:22,669 --> 00:44:24,297 No! 527 00:44:24,738 --> 00:44:26,104 Aah! 528 00:44:26,306 --> 00:44:27,626 Hey, leave that girl alone. 529 00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,304 Are you all right? 530 00:44:49,796 --> 00:44:50,876 What do we do now? 531 00:44:50,997 --> 00:44:52,363 Shh. 532 00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:54,826 We could make one of our daring... 533 00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:57,869 resourceful and nauseatingly punctual escapes... 534 00:44:58,038 --> 00:45:00,701 if only the door weren't locked. 535 00:45:08,782 --> 00:45:11,718 So Mr. Solo told me true. 536 00:45:21,995 --> 00:45:25,762 Who would have thought without first reading her thoughts... 537 00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:29,994 that a Thrush official could turn against her own? 538 00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:31,866 Hold it. 539 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:37,900 I'm going to get that promotion without any obstruction. 540 00:45:38,078 --> 00:45:40,809 Take that translator out to the car. 541 00:45:45,518 --> 00:45:49,580 You, madam, are a disgrace, even to Thrush. 542 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:56,893 Put Mr. Marton with the U.N.C.L.E. prisoners. 543 00:45:57,063 --> 00:46:00,363 And then turn on the carbon monoxide. 544 00:46:02,068 --> 00:46:04,628 Wait, wait, wait. 545 00:46:16,783 --> 00:46:18,547 No. 546 00:46:19,352 --> 00:46:20,581 Hmm. 547 00:46:21,421 --> 00:46:23,287 You won't be needing it. 548 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,661 Bye. Hmm-hmm. 549 00:46:42,242 --> 00:46:43,540 I'm terribly sorry. 550 00:47:00,293 --> 00:47:02,455 Kill that woman. 551 00:47:15,775 --> 00:47:18,040 Signal our men to close in. 552 00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:21,275 Shall we go, gentlemen? 553 00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:22,711 Our... 554 00:47:22,882 --> 00:47:26,444 My moment of glory is at hand. 555 00:47:30,790 --> 00:47:32,383 Good grief. 556 00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:38,589 What happened? 557 00:47:38,765 --> 00:47:40,063 Well, I... 558 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:44,728 I believe that Miss Belmont finally sneezed. 559 00:47:44,971 --> 00:47:46,735 Oh? Huh. 560 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:48,841 - Gesundheit. - Mm. 561 00:47:51,111 --> 00:47:52,204 Oh. 562 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,774 - Well, Victor. - Alexander. 563 00:47:55,949 --> 00:47:58,509 There's nothing much left to argue over, is there? 564 00:47:58,685 --> 00:47:59,948 No. 565 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,579 No, nothing much left indeed. Hmm. 566 00:48:03,757 --> 00:48:05,020 There, you see, Alexander. 567 00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:09,492 There are your agents safe and sound. My word has been my bond. 568 00:48:09,662 --> 00:48:12,393 You said that with a very straight face, Victor. 569 00:48:12,565 --> 00:48:17,128 Now if you'll be good enough to come along with me back to U.N.C.L.E. headquarters. 570 00:48:17,303 --> 00:48:20,796 What? But I helped you in this. 571 00:48:20,974 --> 00:48:25,503 Oh, Alexander. You're much too good a man to do such a thing. 572 00:48:25,678 --> 00:48:28,944 Victor, no one is all good. 573 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,414 Come along, please. 574 00:48:32,585 --> 00:48:34,986 - After you, Alexander. - No. 575 00:48:35,155 --> 00:48:37,681 Uh... Well... 576 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:43,028 So it's settled then, Napoleon. 577 00:48:43,196 --> 00:48:45,791 Dinner at my house on Thursday night. 578 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:48,594 It would be, I'm sure, a rare and... 579 00:48:48,768 --> 00:48:52,796 Illya, you're coming on Friday, and no excuses either. 580 00:48:53,606 --> 00:48:57,475 Him? What do you need him for? 581 00:49:01,681 --> 00:49:06,551 Two of you. Wow, wait till Mama gets a load of this.